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Talia stood up, face red as she hid her dirty hand behind her pants. Rick came closer and shook his head as he noticed her embarassment and snatched her hidden hand away from her to examine it on front of his face. He wiped it clean with a rag he pulled out of his pants pocket and then sighed. "Talia....you‘re really..."
"Rick, what do you want?" Talia said, furiously, hiding her hand again from him.
"Look. I heard you went to your ex‘s house..and I wanted to say that I was sorry."
"How sorry?" Talia asked, with a glimmer of dismay buried in a bit of hope.
Rick reached over and brushed the hair from Talia‘s eyes and smiled. "I wanted to tell you sorry...,for awhile now. I never meant for you to get all angry about this, and I needed to get it off my chest before..."
Talia glanced up as Rick leaned in closer with a smile as genuine as she had hoped. "Talia, I really am sorry...if you forgive me..." This was the moment! As Rick came closer, her eyes widened for a quick second before she bit her lip and shook her mind free from thoughts. This is what she had wished for all this time...all this time! And it was finally here, this one perfect moment that she had secretly desired at this same very spot moments before dropping her precious coin and hope forever. Talia shut her eyes and held her breath as she felt Rick‘s face and scent get closer and
"Oh my gahhhhh!"
Talia‘s eyes flung open as a tall man in fancy spandex like material bounded from the sky and landed right smack in between the almost kissing pair. The stranger with glorious flowy blonde hair and goatee flipped his hair back and whipped Talia in the face, forcing her to step back with a mouth full of hair and landing on her bottom into the metal pipes of the sewer.
"Rick! What are you doing?!" The stranger asked, embracing Rick like a mother to her cub. "And who is this....this..." Blondie glared at Talia who stared back in agape. "This horrendous little pale child!" Blondie sniffled. "I can‘t believe you‘re cheating on me with this boy!"
Talia stood up, furiously, her pockets probably smelling like toilet water. "I am not a man!!!"
Blondie stuck his nose up in the air. "Then why were you in the sewer?"
"I - I - I wasn‘t - !" Talia turned red. "Rick! What is this?! Don‘t tell me this s what I think it is.."
Rick stepped forward. "I wanted to say sorry, remember? I said I wanted to apologize and get things off my chest."
"And?"
Rick smiled nervously. "Well...I wanted to let you know that..."
"Know what?"
"Tell ‘er, baby!" Proclaimed Blondie, who had now started a glaring contest with Talia.
"I‘m getting married to Bofart Huberderk tomorrow evening here in Little Italy. We‘re going to officially become the Huberderks tomorrow!"
Bofart beamed.
"You - you what?!" Talia said, her heart sinking. "But that‘s...that‘s..."
"Ah, Bofart, this is the girl who first took me to Iredoci‘s Icecream Parlor!" Rick said to his gay partner. "You should thank her!"
Talia felt like a dry dessert who had never seen water in about twenty years. That was her special place....with Rick....and he had taken this guy there when she had thought he was different...
Bofart beamed again. "Ah, darling! So it was her!" He smiled at Talia who felt like she was going to throw up. "Dahling, thank you so much! I love the strawberry supreme flavor! I always ask for extra whipping cream and share it with my bae!"
But....Talia had always did that with Rick.....but obviously the true colors shown.......
"Anyway, Talia we saw you drop that coin in the gutter. We figured we should help you get it back."
Talia shook her head. "Ah, no. That‘s - that‘s not necessary."
Bofart stepped forward. "No, I will return that favor, dahhhhhling!" And he used his long gleaming hair to whip around the coin at the bottom of the gutter and pull it out. He detached it, wiped it off of Talia, and then handed it back to her.
"T-t-thank you?!" Talia responded, frightfully.
Bofart turned to his bae. "Can I ask her, honey?"
"Sure, Bo!"
"Tah-lee-ay, will you be the best man at our wedding? I know you aint no man, but I aint got a best man. All of the bridesmaid spots are taken....so can yuh help us out and be the best man?"
Talia felt deflated, but felt cornered, so she reluctantly agreed. "Yeah. Of course!" She paused. "But Selena....and Zico, are they?"
"Oh, you didn‘t hear? They got in a car accident a few hours ago. They‘re not going to be at the wedding. Oh well. Nobody liked them anyway. They were no fun anyway. It‘s better that they both died off, wouldn‘t you say?" He and Bofart laughed.
They.........died?
"Thanks, hun!" Bofart said, winking at her as he and Rick walked off, waving to her. "See you tomorrow, dearie!"
"Thanks so much, Talia! You‘re the best friend a guy could ever ask for!"
After they left, the coin the Talia was holding exploded, and epic Skillet Christian rock music was played passionately and violently with a quartet of violins and violas.
"Rick, what do you want?" Talia said, furiously, hiding her hand again from him.
"Look. I heard you went to your ex‘s house..and I wanted to say that I was sorry."
"How sorry?" Talia asked, with a glimmer of dismay buried in a bit of hope.
Rick reached over and brushed the hair from Talia‘s eyes and smiled. "I wanted to tell you sorry...,for awhile now. I never meant for you to get all angry about this, and I needed to get it off my chest before..."
Talia glanced up as Rick leaned in closer with a smile as genuine as she had hoped. "Talia, I really am sorry...if you forgive me..." This was the moment! As Rick came closer, her eyes widened for a quick second before she bit her lip and shook her mind free from thoughts. This is what she had wished for all this time...all this time! And it was finally here, this one perfect moment that she had secretly desired at this same very spot moments before dropping her precious coin and hope forever. Talia shut her eyes and held her breath as she felt Rick‘s face and scent get closer and
"Oh my gahhhhh!"
Talia‘s eyes flung open as a tall man in fancy spandex like material bounded from the sky and landed right smack in between the almost kissing pair. The stranger with glorious flowy blonde hair and goatee flipped his hair back and whipped Talia in the face, forcing her to step back with a mouth full of hair and landing on her bottom into the metal pipes of the sewer.
"Rick! What are you doing?!" The stranger asked, embracing Rick like a mother to her cub. "And who is this....this..." Blondie glared at Talia who stared back in agape. "This horrendous little pale child!" Blondie sniffled. "I can‘t believe you‘re cheating on me with this boy!"
Talia stood up, furiously, her pockets probably smelling like toilet water. "I am not a man!!!"
Blondie stuck his nose up in the air. "Then why were you in the sewer?"
"I - I - I wasn‘t - !" Talia turned red. "Rick! What is this?! Don‘t tell me this s what I think it is.."
Rick stepped forward. "I wanted to say sorry, remember? I said I wanted to apologize and get things off my chest."
"And?"
Rick smiled nervously. "Well...I wanted to let you know that..."
"Know what?"
"Tell ‘er, baby!" Proclaimed Blondie, who had now started a glaring contest with Talia.
"I‘m getting married to Bofart Huberderk tomorrow evening here in Little Italy. We‘re going to officially become the Huberderks tomorrow!"
Bofart beamed.
"You - you what?!" Talia said, her heart sinking. "But that‘s...that‘s..."
"Ah, Bofart, this is the girl who first took me to Iredoci‘s Icecream Parlor!" Rick said to his gay partner. "You should thank her!"
Talia felt like a dry dessert who had never seen water in about twenty years. That was her special place....with Rick....and he had taken this guy there when she had thought he was different...
Bofart beamed again. "Ah, darling! So it was her!" He smiled at Talia who felt like she was going to throw up. "Dahling, thank you so much! I love the strawberry supreme flavor! I always ask for extra whipping cream and share it with my bae!"
But....Talia had always did that with Rick.....but obviously the true colors shown.......
"Anyway, Talia we saw you drop that coin in the gutter. We figured we should help you get it back."
Talia shook her head. "Ah, no. That‘s - that‘s not necessary."
Bofart stepped forward. "No, I will return that favor, dahhhhhling!" And he used his long gleaming hair to whip around the coin at the bottom of the gutter and pull it out. He detached it, wiped it off of Talia, and then handed it back to her.
"T-t-thank you?!" Talia responded, frightfully.
Bofart turned to his bae. "Can I ask her, honey?"
"Sure, Bo!"
"Tah-lee-ay, will you be the best man at our wedding? I know you aint no man, but I aint got a best man. All of the bridesmaid spots are taken....so can yuh help us out and be the best man?"
Talia felt deflated, but felt cornered, so she reluctantly agreed. "Yeah. Of course!" She paused. "But Selena....and Zico, are they?"
"Oh, you didn‘t hear? They got in a car accident a few hours ago. They‘re not going to be at the wedding. Oh well. Nobody liked them anyway. They were no fun anyway. It‘s better that they both died off, wouldn‘t you say?" He and Bofart laughed.
They.........died?
"Thanks, hun!" Bofart said, winking at her as he and Rick walked off, waving to her. "See you tomorrow, dearie!"
"Thanks so much, Talia! You‘re the best friend a guy could ever ask for!"
After they left, the coin the Talia was holding exploded, and epic Skillet Christian rock music was played passionately and violently with a quartet of violins and violas.